A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone needs is to be on the receiving end of a deluge of snot or baby puke. This funny Toddler Pullover Hoodie is a reminder of why you’re cute little wiggler is also the deadliest of backup weapons.

Dad is a cop but you know your little one has their six. With this Toddler Pullover Hoodie, you can join the movement.

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Toddler Pullover Hoodie